My younger son is so verbal.
Sometimes we wonder why we ever taught him to speak (and then – why he speaks so LOUDLY).
During the sermon while in church he pipes up with important questions like – “Mommy, why do your boobs hang out your chest?” and “Why is Pastor so old?”
As we walk up for communion/blessings he’ll ask “Why do you get snacks and I don’t?” and, with wide eyes, referring to the communion wine, “Is that real BLOOD in there?”
Our favorite was when, during the sermon he called up to the pastor… “Are you done talking yet?”